About & Statement of Purpose

If the world’s a stage and we’re merely players, then why not play the role we were designed to be and flourish in all acts of pleasure?

The work that I perform is a reflection of my very being. It is ancestral, intuitive, intimate, and magical. It is a narrative piece, my autobiography, that speaks in prose with many climactic moments, much discovery, and emerging chapters embodying years of practice. Thereby, the work offered and presented is by no means perfect or holds any ulterior motives. It is not in the pursuit of proving anyone wrong or right. It is not designed to inflict or trigger harm. It is not related to any scientific theory, religious models, or governed by any association. Its primary objective is to restore and explore our birthright while healing the very parts of the body that have been neglected. Additionally, this work is the type of healing I pursue myself, and my desire, my calling, is to share this work of art with others.

I am viscerally guided by my love for eroticism, the arts and the sphere of pleasure it resides in. I open my body to be used as a vessel by my intuition, love, spirit, and ancestors in order to address the individualistic needs of my clients. With this sacral power, I view my clients as lovers, co-stars, and members of community. I do so in service to the expression of beauty, emotional power, imagination, creativity that reign from our bodies as we explore, investigate, and understand our time on this platform called earth. I do so in service to, what I call, the Art of Theater.

I recognize myself as a sovereign being, residing the United States of America, occupying Ohlone land riddiled with racism, misogyny, patriarchy, sexism and any other negative “ism” one may recognize. Unlike these unnatural philosophies, my healing, like my body, is natural, ancient, and wise. Intersectionality is center stage with a bright spotlight.

While my goals are to not break any laws, my healing practice can not only be misunderstood, but can also be ascribed criminality. Nonetheless, it is important to mention that I simply do not align with the moral standards upon which this nation’s laws were found. Therefore, I know that my way of healing dances in the shadows of grey areas. Love, Performance, and the Art of Theater, not sex, is my commodity - and even though sex can be illuminated by Theater, this healing welcomes both as a spiritual and energetic experience that is greater than any definition of sex taught or forced by the colonizer. I am an artist and theater is where I live. It is my place of refuge, my strength, my wisdom, my power, my joy, my magic, and my medicine. I welcome you to join me on stage.

• Crystal Woods

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